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The New Attraction

His lips are the sexiest she has seen,
Pink as the inside of the freshest strawberry.

While the awkward laughs come to an end,
She takes a chance and bites his neck.

With a closer look she stares –
The attraction is heating up; changing the climate.

She gets on top of his muscular legs
While she rests her plump ass in his open hands.

Feeling his erect dick she gets wet.
Reaching towards her juicy boobs,
He grabs her swollen nipples getting closer to greet.

She moans as she feels tingles in herclit.
He rips her clothes open making the time tick.

Sliding his hands down her body, till he reaches her waist.
The sound of her moans increases the pace of his heart beat.
As he pulls her closer, the harder it is to let her go.

Kissing and licking the inside of her thighs,
He grabs and squeezes her ass.

The feeling of her wetness against his hard dick entice emotion and need.
Entering her mouth, caressing and tasting her tongue.

He becomes hungry for her, desiring her seductive soul.

Wasting no time, he pulls her hair tilting her head as he begins to aggressively kiss her.
He slides inside her, they both gasp lip to lip.
Wet warmth of perfection surrounding his dick.
Perceiving her small space, he sees heaven.

Feeling her fingers digging into his back as he spanks and loves her doggy style.                                                                                                            

                                                                                                                  By: B.C.

Does Size Matter?

Khloe has always been my favorite Kardashian. She’s the one with brains.. the one with logic.. and we are the same sign! So naturally.. we are like the same person.

She went on the Howard Stern show a few days ago, and of course, he asked her that damn question that all men with small dicks want to know: “Does Size Matter? ” Like a true Cancer, she answered the question.. and the conversation took off from there.

Perhaps my favorite part about this snippet of her interview was when she was asked about her blow job skills.

Personally, I give PHENOMENAL blow jobs (I’ve heard this pleeeeeenty of times, so it must be true, amirite?), and I will tell you that while Khloe gave literal advice on why her blow jobs are so damn good (which I COMPLETELY agree with), she failed to mention one thing:

When someone really enjoys giving a blow job, they will always do an amazing job at it.

Have you ever noticed that you always give it your best and your all to the things you enjoy doing? Its a completely normal characteristic in life.. one thrives in shit they know they are damn good at. If Khloe loves sucking cock, she’s gonna suck the SHIT out of that cock every chance she gets!! Sweet baby J up above knows I sure do!

Like I said earlier – Khloe has always been my favorite Kardashian – and this mini interview further cemented that feeling.

– Dirty Diva

*Videos courtesy of – Youtube*

The Dick Whisperer

It’s pretty safe to say that I’ve been around the block a few times. I’m not ashamed of it – I looove me some penis. However, in that same token, I honestly do wonder if I’m able to differentiate between penises, if they were put in front of me and I was supposed to tell them apart without being able to actually see them. I’ve only recently began to expand my penis repertoire (I always stuck to what I knew; I like to ‘play it safe”), so I can’t say I know a lot about cocks from different countries aside from the stereotypes I’ve heard.

Below is a video that I literally almost PEED MY FUCKING PANTS at while watching. Two women are blindfolded and they are asked to identify the dude’s nationality based on his penis. All I’m gonna say is.. I wish I were the woman to have created the name “The Dick Whisper”. Shit I wish I were that woman. LMAO.

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

Do you think that you’d be able to tell the difference between the penises? Let us know in the comments below!

– Dirty Diva

The Law: It’s Good for Something.

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” I was against the entire thing. I was worried about being stopped by the cops, because the sign clearly states you can’t park after 8pm.. but we got bored with tellys. He convinced me that this was going to be okay by putting his hands down my pants, and began caressing my kitty, while giving me one of our most intense make out sessions to date. He kept saying that he could do whatever he wants, because he is the law. I really didn’t need much convincing anyways.

We had sex in the parking lot of Riverside Park at at 12 midnight, and we were pretty much allowed to be there when we shouldn’t have because he had a badge.

We got stopped after head (right before sex), but since he’s a federal officer when he pulled out his badge they said goodnight, no questions asked. We had some DAMN GOOD sex with a great view: the river and the New Jersey skyline, with an NYPD patrol car parked a couple of feet away. Thank goodness for those limo tints.

Damn his arrogant and persistent law enforcement ass. Cops ain’t shit, but damn that shit was good… and now this is our new spot. ”

– Dirty Diva

Scandalous

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“I was young and stupid! We were both in a relationship we did not want to be in, but I never let anything happen because we were coworkers (..and I just don’t shit where I sleep). At the end of the year I gave my resignation and decided to give him a try. Our first time was amazing. Our chemistry and passion were through the roof and his dick fit perfectly inside of me. Every time he stroked my pussy he reached my G Spot and made me cum over and over again that day.

Now, because we were both in a relationship with other people at the time, we had sex in so many different places. This one specific time, he asked me to go over to his place because the mother of his child was working late that night. I knew it was wrong, but me, being the nympho that I am, kept remembering how good he fucked me. After having three rounds of passionate sex, we decided to shower together and have some more. As he turns the shower on, I walk over to get inside. Now, his bathroom is at an angle to the apartment door. We both saw the door opening and almost had a heart attack. He quickly closed the bathroom door and ran straight to her. As I stand naked behind the door I’m thinking to myself:“Fuck. I’m gonna have to fight naked; how fucked up is that?” – all my clothes were in the bedroom and I couldn’t leave the bathroom. It was killing me- not knowing what was going on out there, wondering why it was so quiet.

He had convinced her that some random dude called the house asking about her and made her wait in the hallway staircase so they wouldn’t wake their baby up in the apartment (yes I know- I’m a selfish bitch for doing this while his baby was asleep in his own room). Thank God his baby momma was stupid and stayed there, lol. He told her he was “gonna check on the baby and come back”. All of a sudden he’s running back inside grabbed all my clothes threw them in the bathroom and told me to get dressed and walk out quickly because he had already tapped the elevator button for me. As I walked out the elevator magically appeared at the same time. I ran in and left. My heart was about to pop out my chest until the cold air hit me. What a fucking relief. I asked myself was it worth it?

Hell fucking yea that dick was amazing. Lol.”

– Dirty Diva

Beware of Old Navy Shirts

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” On a nice sunny day, during my lunch break, I met up with my “friend”, who just happened to go to school near my job. We were eating at a burger spot when she started playing with my dick. We were both really horny and were plotting where to go and have this little fucky fuck session.

First we walked to Modells and attempted to use the dressing room, but that didn’t work. We looked across the street and saw an Old Navy and surprisingly, it was kind of empty. I picked up a few shirts and went upstairs to the fitting room where one person was working. I asked her if I could try my shirts on, and me, being such a great schemer, played it off by asking my “friend” to come and see how the shirts looked on me.

She unbuttoned my pants- I pulled her skirt up and turned her around so she can face the mirror and I  slipped it right in and started beating it from the bike (aka back). This chick’s pwussy was so good that I came within few minutes. But instead of coming inside of her I busted on her ass and used one of the shirts that I supposedly was trying on!

I kept the shirt that had all my mayonnaise (semen) with me and told the fitting room girl that I was keeping that one. As we were walking to the escalator I quickly folded the shirt and placed it on pile of shirts where it belonged (reunited and it feels so good, lol!)

I smacked her on her ass, gave her a kiss and told her I’d make her come later. “

A Little Pain Neva’ Hurt Anybody… Right?

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He could have been straight out of Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds. Tall, muscular blonde hair, blue eyes; it was lust at first sight. Okay, it really wasn’t (we were friends first), but once I saw him in that light… man did the lust smack me across the face.

After years of friendship (and both of us convincing ourselves that we weren’t into one another), it just kind of fell into place. We decided to give it a try and so far, things have been going pretty well. We’ve gone out on a few dates; we’re getting to know each other on “that level”, and are seriously enjoying the major make out sessions. Oh, and the sex is AWESOME.

On this one particular night, he comes over to my place to hang. I’ve prepared a few drinks (Whiskey, of course) and we are in my room, hangin out; talkin’ shit. Clearly one thing led to another, and next thing you know, I’m on top of him, make out session in full force. Remember I said he was tall and muscular? Well, he’s 6’6. I stand at a cool 5’2. Petite, too.

So here we are, on my bed, ready to GET IT ON. In one swift motion with his right hand, he takes me and slides me up so that I can sit on his face (probably my favorite thing about him; that man can EAT). Maybe it was because he was drunk and forgot how strong he is (and how small I am), he moved me a little too quickly and I went head first into my headboard. Banged up my nose and upper lip. I thought I chipped a tooth, it HURT SO BAD. He immediately apologized and went to get me some ice. I swear I heard him laughing in the kitchen. He came back, with the ice and the whiskey I told him to bring me. After I got over the embarrassment, we laughed it off and got down to business.

It wasn’t that bad in retrospect. I only have a nice little bruise on my lip now as a memory of that very fun night.

– Dirty Diva

Gigi; Your New Best Friend.

This post is dedicated to all the men out there. There are so many toys that are made and advertised for a woman’s pleasure that I felt like the men were being forgotten!Tonight I concentrate on Gigi. She’s who I call every man’s best friend. She’s also who I believe is the only other vagina monogamous females will allow in their relationship. Yes, Gigi is the Pocket Pussy.

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If I had a penis, I would DEFINITELY own a pocket pussy. She works so many ways, I don’t understand why every guy I know DOESN’T have one! She has multiple uses, and is so easy to take care of! Below are the many ways you can fuck her:

1. The Ménage a Trois Gigi isn’t just for his solo fun, but can be used during oral stimulation by you. First start by lubricating Gigi and his shaft with a small amount of a flavored lubricant like Embrace® Sensual Lubricant. Next, slowly slide the jellylike Gigi sleeve onto his erect penis, so that it completely rests against the base of his shaft, leaving the head exposed. As he gets closer to reaching climax, keep this in mind – Gigi can also “swallow” for you. Right before your partner climaxes, ensure that the head is completely engulfed by Gigi so that he gets every last bit of necessary stimulation.

2. Gigi: Your Personal Bumper Guard Another option is to use the Gigi sleeve as a buffer during vaginal or anal intercourse. Simply cut Gigi to a desirable “buffer” size. For example, if your partner’s penis is ten inches long from the base to the tip and you’re only comfortable accommodating seven inches, cut Gigi into a 3” portion. Next, apply Revelation™ Lubricant or Slip ‘n Slide. Then, slide the mini-Gigi over his shaft so it rests at the base of his penis. You can then have sex as you normally would, and Gigi prevents the additional length of his penis from entering your vagina or anus. If a condom is worn, Gigi goes on after the condom. With this method, you can relax knowing he’s not penetrating too deeply and he still gets the full coverage experience.

3. The Other Side of Gigi Gigi is a great toy that can be used to simulate anal sex and it’s an experience both of you can share together. Gigi is very flexible and can be completely reversed. When in this inside-out state, the opening on the opposite end is actually smaller and tighter, just like an anus. Make sure the inside, opening and his penis are well-lubricated, insert his shaft into the reversed Gigi and enjoy simulated anal sex.

Source: Passion Parties

As if Gigi couldn’t even get any better, there are different versions of her!

She Glows!

This Gigi glows in the dark!

She can vibrate!

She can vibrate!

Kiki

For the even THICKER man.. ;-)

Mimi

For the bigger man.. there’s Gigi’s cousin, Mimi

What are you waiting for? Purchase a Gigi for yourself or your loved one today!!!

– Dirty Diva

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