Monthly Archives: July 2015

The Dick Whisperer

It’s pretty safe to say that I’ve been around the block a few times. I’m not ashamed of it – I looove me some penis. However, in that same token, I honestly do wonder if I’m able to differentiate between penises, if they were put in front of me and I was supposed to tell them apart without being able to actually see them. I’ve only recently began to expand my penis repertoire (I always stuck to what I knew; I like to ‘play it safe”), so I can’t say I know a lot about cocks from different countries aside from the stereotypes I’ve heard.

Below is a video that I literally almost PEED MY FUCKING PANTS at while watching. Two women are blindfolded and they are asked to identify the dude’s nationality based on his penis. All I’m gonna say is.. I wish I were the woman to have created the name “The Dick Whisper”. Shit I wish I were that woman. LMAO.

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

Do you think that you’d be able to tell the difference between the penises? Let us know in the comments below!

– Dirty Diva

Let Your Freak Flag Fly

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Of my entire crew, I’m the self proclaimed freakazoid. I love sex and everything about it; I always have. My mind was seriously created in the gutter (and it never left).. and everyone knows it. At this point I don’t even think my peeps pay attention to half  of the perverted shit that comes out of my mouth.

I’m not sure when I realized exactly just HOW into sex I was, but looking back at my track record, it sure does explain a lot. Sex isn’t something I wanted; it was something I needed and craved CONSTANTLY. I HAD to have it.. and if nobody was giving it to me, you damn right I was giving it to myself (Self Love is the BEST love: always has been, always will be).

Sex is (OBVIOUSLY) the reason I started this blog, ventured into selling sex toys, and it’s one of the main topics in my everyday life. I like to read about sex: not just what position is best for your zodiac sign, but why sex is good for you and what it does to your mind, body, soul and psyche. Some friends ask me for advice, and pretty much everyone feels very comfortable talking to me about their sex lives -> I live in a No Judgement Zone.

Someone sent me a link to this article via Elite Daily, and I couldn’t agree with the article more. It explains highly sexual women better than we can explain ourselves.

Below are the 11 points covered:

  1. When your boyfriend turns you down for sex, it hurts that much more

  2. You have more vibrators than Babeland
  3. Society will judge and shame you
  4. Men really don’t know what to make of you
  5. People will call you a sex addict
  6. All of your friends come to you for sex advice
  7. You make everything a sexual innuendo
  8. You can separate sex and love
  9. Pretty much anything is a turn on
  10. Sex is your therapy
  11. You stopped counting your number of sexual partners

All of these points are true.. especially numbers 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 & 11. LOL.
Read the entire article here.

-Dirty Diva

TeleDildonics

So, I came across this video about a new way for couples in a long distance relationship to have sex. It’s called Teledildonics, and basically, it’s a way to hook up with your partner via the internet or WiFi when they aren’t accessible. It’s like a dildo that your partner controls via their computer/tablet/smartphone and you are both able to feel it.

Now, personally, I am NOT a fan of long distance relationships. There is no point of dealing with someone who’s dick or puss vagina kitty you can’t access whenever your insides start to feel all warm and horny.. but if you are okay with having your lover live far away and not having your needs satisfied constantly then more power to you!

I do want to purchase one of these just to see how it works.. because lets be real: this looks like it would be a SHITLOAD of fun. Check out the video below:

-Dirty Diva

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