Monthly Archives: January 2015

Thank you, Thought Catalog

 ” While jerking me off as slowly as possible so as not to raise suspicion, she whispered in my ear that she wanted to make me come. It was odd being shoulder-to-shoulder with a complete stranger, and it wasn’t easy to muffle my increasingly heavy breathing, but it was incredibly hot to do something so daring out in the open. After about half an hour, I came, smiling wide, aware that I would never forget that less-than-innocent hand job. “

Reading sites online has always been one of my Top 5 things to do on the internet (Pornhub and Us Weekly are also on that list). You can find articles on pretty much anything and everything on the internet (as if ya didn’t know that). So naturally, I’m subscribed to a bunch of these sites, and get super excited when I get an email about a new blog or post that’s up.

Today’s stories come Courtesy of Thought Catalog. Below, for your reading pleasure are 5 Real Sex Stories That Will Make You Really Horny.

” 1. Jerking around in-flight (male, 30)

My college girlfriend had an insatiable appetite for sex. So an hour before heading to the airport to catch a flight to Italy in 2002 (the trip was our graduation gift to ourselves), we had sex. By the time we were boarding, she was already ready for more. Naturally, we checked out the plane’s bathroom, but we agreed that it looked too cramped for a mid-air romp.

Undeterred, my gal summoned a flight attendant shortly after takeoff and requested two blankets. Then she draped the navy blue polyester throws over my lap, slipped her hand beneath the makeshift barrier, withdrew my dick, and massaged me to erection. Bear in mind that we were in a three-seat row. She was by the window, I was in the center, and a middle-aged European dude neither of us knew was sitting near the aisle.

While jerking me off as slowly as possible so as not to raise suspicion, she whispered in my ear that she wanted to make me come. It was odd being shoulder-to-shoulder with a complete stranger, and it wasn’t easy to muffle my increasingly heavy breathing, but it was incredibly hot to do something so daring out in the open. After about half an hour, I came, smiling wide, aware that I would never forget that less-than-innocent hand job.

2. Starfucking (female, 20)

The Spring Fling concert is a major campus event at my small liberal arts college. So when the famous rapper we’d all been looking forward to seeing for weeks singled me out and pulled me up on stage mid-performance, it was a big deal. Dancing alongside a verified celeb in front of the entire school, I inevitably got a little drunk on my five minutes of spotlight. I decided right then and there that I was DTF (down to fuck).

But what transpired between us wasn’t the wild, disconnected sex I anticipated. To start, the dapper rapper nibbled on my toes. He followed that intimate gesture by caressing my body tenderly all over. Then he told me he could love me, and offered to pay for my college education! The next morning, he invited all my friends out to brunch.

As soon as he left town, the reality that he was twice my age, lived in Atlanta, and traveled constantly set in. When he texted a few days later, I was shocked he hadn’t forgotten me already. My ego begged me to respond. But rather than draw the whole thing out and make myself vulnerable to disappointment, I chose not to taint a precious one-night stand. Hopefully the disappointment didn’t kill him! “

I feel like I should start contributing a few of my stories to them as well!

For More Sexy, Sensual Stories – > Click HERE.

– Dirty Diva

I’ll do your braids… for some D@#K

Doggy Style

 

I was chilling with the homies, drinking and smoking. I hit my homegirl up cause I needed to get a redo on my braids. I really didn’t need to- my braids were fresh, but I know how she and her friends get down: Easy! So me and my boys roll up in the prelude and she opens the door with some booty shorts and white tank top with no bra. I mean, dog, that ass and them tits??!! ooooohh wweeee.

So anyhow, my boys get to rolling up the blunts, start this cypher. We parlaying with these bitches, shorties looking good to fuck with too. My boys already know the deal.

My braids are done and I’m all up on my the shorty. She tells me to follow her. I’m thinkin aaight, I have to pay her and shit. YEA RIGHT; Bitch was naked by the time I got to her room, waiting for me doggystyle.

“Want this daddy?” Shit! Im hard.  Ain’t think twice about it I rammed my cock right in her pussy. She calling me daddy, telling me to slap her ass. She rode me like no other and sucked my dick like her life depended on it. I put her back on doggy cause yea her body was a 10 but her face needed help. I mean I’m not God but ladies love cool D and my DICK.

As I’m tearing that ass up, my boy walks in and sits in front of her, she knew what was up. As I’m fucking her back she blowing the homie.

I ain’t mind, I’m getting mine; let the homie get his too!

I knew she was a hoe. I only wanted my braids done and get some head while I’m there. Easiest lay. You want to get your hair braided, let me know. I introduce you to shorty. She braids for dick!

~DirtyDick~

~MonAlovin~

Today I Fucked Up.

Today’s HILARIOUS post is from a post my brother found on Reddit.com.

(FYI -> TIFU stands for: Today I Fucked Up)
(BTW -> I cried TEARS from laughing so much.)

” TIFU when I decided that I would try to be extra sexy while going down on my boyfriend. As he was close to climaxing, I tried (partially successfully) to deep throat him to give him that extra oomph. Well, I managed to gag right as he was finishing.

Cough…sputter…Snort.

While he’s in the throes of ecstasy, I have cum shooting out of my nose and tears running out of my eyes (Semen in the sinuses burns).

I’m trying to sniffle it back in quietly and cover the lower half of my face. Me: “Was it good for you?” sniff. Sniff. SNIFFFFFFFFFF–Hand still over the face, trying to hide it and act as normally as possible. I pretended everything went exactly how it was meant to.

Him (trying not to laugh, because he completely knew what had just happened, even though I was still in denial): “Do you need to go to the bathroom?”

Me: “Yes please”

I spent the next ten minutes trying to rinse what could have been my children out of my nose. “

See the comments to her post HERE.

Welcome to Today I Fucked Up, a community for the dumbass in all of us. We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. Let us make each other feel better about ourselves.” – Reddit.

– Dirty Diva

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