It happened in High School.
I had been talking to this guy for about 3 months and he just had a birthday. I didn’t think much of this guy in terms of his looks. He was skinny, hairy, smelled a little funny; just plain ugly. What had attracted me was that he was kind to me and was easy to talk to. I mean, ugly people need love too, right?
I decided to cut class with him and go to his house. This was all my idea. Bad little girl, I was. I thought it would be a nice birthday gift for him and an experience for me. He was gonna be the second guy I had sex with and I was hoping for some success. The guy I lost my virginity to was never able to give me an orgasm or give me a hint of pleasure, so I really hoped that this guy would be able to.
On our way to his house, he asked if I wanted something to eat. I was a bit nervous, and didn’t want bad breath, so I told him ‘no thanks’. He himself was hungry and I was actually shocked he didn’t eat anything. He loved to eat, and was always eating (as a matter of fact), but I guess he just went with the flow. We just went straight to his house where no one was home or expected to be home until the evening.
We popped Dirty Dancing into the DVD player (My choice of film). We were in his living room, surrounded by photos of him, family members, and dolls his mother used to collect. It was like a shrine. Whatever. So, me being who I am, grabbed his face and we started to make out. It was those make out sessions where you know you’re gonna get some. Just the right amount of tongue and perfect amount of intensity as I sat on top of him on that Lazy Boy chair from the 80’s. I thought to myself: “This is it!”. I was overly excited and completely ready. I shaved my cookie, armpits, legs and even my ass crack (not for back door action; I wanted to be hairless and perfect). I thought we could do it on the chair, to be more exciting, but he decided that we should move the party to his bedroom halfway through our undressing. I said okay and left my shoes, jeans and top in the living room. He carried my fat ass to his room, which was awkward, but I wanted a full blown romantic experience. I mean, I know this was suppose to be his birthday gift, but why couldn’t I have a few things done for myself as well? Shit, I mean, he really was ugly. At the end of the day, he was lucky to have me.
It was time. We were on the double bed; he was on top of m. We kissed heavily until he put on a condom. He was getting himself in the mood by rubbing his penis on my pussy lips. I was happy he wasn’t small like the other guy. I just kept thinking: “I can’t wait to cum”. He put my hand on his cock, and I was instantly wet. ‘Mmm; this is thicker.’ – I thought to myself, as I jerked it a little bit and gave it back to him. Thinking about it now, I guess he wanted me to to put it inside, but I didn’t get the hint back then. Finally he put it in and we started the show. We were starting to get a good rhythm going between us, when after about 3 minutes he stopped suddenly. I was confused; asked him what was wrong. He looked up at me and said: “I can’t keep going.” I thought he came, but he opened his doofy mouth again and said: “I’m hungry”. He did not mean hungry for a mouthful of vagina or ass; he was hungry for food. He gave me a quick hug or whatever that was, and hopped off. I had no choice but to stay wet and horny while he ate some fucking cereal. Yes, that actually happened. That happened to me.
Later on, after all that ‘excitement and hunger’, we were still not dressed. I decided to get on top and make this happen. I mean, we already made the effort to cut class and get that alone time in. I hopped on his dick and started riding it. He moaned and made some funny ass love faces. I thought ‘okay, this is good; you got this’. I was getting into my grind, and getting closer to my first orgasm ever when then the apartment door opened. We were no longer alone and my ultimate orgasm goal (obviously) failed. We never attempted to fuck again and instead I just deaded him completely.
Happy birthday you hungry gorilla bastard.
– Dirty Diva