I asked my cousin to give me a topic to blog about and she gave me her one go-to topic: “Anal ANAL ANAL!!!” (No, I am NOT exaggerating with the amount of times she said that word, lol). I’m not even sure why I asked her; I knew that word was going to come out of her mouth. Nonetheless, the topic is a perfect one for this blog.
Anal sex has always been such an interesting topic, because so many people are on the fence about it. I’ve had multiple conversations with my girlfriends about anal sex. Personally, I enjoy anal, but many of the women I’ve spoken to do not, at all. They say it hurts too much. So much so that they couldn’t even follow through with it after that first initial stroke.
I always offer the same advice to anyone who is afraid of anal sex but is interested in trying it: Just relax. A drink or 4 also ALWAYS helps, but if you aren’t relaxed, you aren’t going anywhere. That, lots of lube and a finger or butt plug will help tremendously.
After my anal loving cousin gave me this topic, I immediately took to Google to find some slang words for Anal Sex, and Black Champagne gave me the following:
Slang for Anal Sex
• Bone smuggling
• Driving the Hershey highway
• Enter through the back door
• Plowing the back field
• Gardening uphill
• Goin’ to brown town < — Haaa!
Now, there are some advantages to anal, as well as disadvantages (obviously). I did some research an spoke to a few people and everyone seemed to have said the same things about it:
~ First things first, you can’t pregnant through anal. If you really think that this was possible, then darling, you need help. Lol.
~ Some women think that anal will cause hemorrhoids or tears; that is also not the case. Pleasurable anal sex does not cause any of this.
~ Perhaps many women’s favorite advantage: When your monthly friend is in town and your partner does not want to run the red light; just have him go to brown town. 😉
~ Well, if you don’t go the bathroom before anal you are more prone to having an accident in the middle of sex. This has happened to quite a few people; a few that I know. Yes, it is as NASTY as you are picturing it to be.
~ You are also prone to anal bleeding while defecating.
~ Too much fun and alcohol during anal sex really can hurt you like it did me.. specifically that time that I banged my head into a wall for being a drunken hot mess. That light bruise on my forehead wasn’t cute.
So, go on, buy a bottle of wine or patron, some really good lube, light one up if that’s how you roll, and go enjoy your night!
“Take it how you want it, but that booty action be feelin’ good and if you aren’t about that life it’s all good, but damn are you missin’ out!”
– The Dirty Diva